Childless man gets scam calls from 'grandson' for 7 years straight, shares hilarious ways he messes with the scammer: 'I’ve started extending the conversation to save the next person some grief'

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    r/pettyrevenge • 1 day smartycake Grandson calls from jail
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    About twice a year for the past seven years, I get a phone call from my grandson in jail. I don't have kids so I've started extending the conversation to waste the scammer's time and save the next person some grief.
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    With one call, I asked him why he was breaking my heart because he promised me when I was sick in the hospital he was going to come back to Jesus and stop hanging out with those bad people. Jesus wanted him to not go to jail. Jesus could help him.
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    He promised he'd go to church and be good for Jesus if I sent him $4000. I told him I'd give. Jesus the money and Jesus would get it to him then. With another call, I asked him why he ruined Christmas dinner
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    by bringing that gold-digging tart that left his brother right before the wedding. He was never welcome in my home again. I never wanted to see either of them. He admitted he made a mistake, she was all wrong for him, and it was her
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    fault he was in jail. Another call, I asked him if he told the police about what happened at the cabin. I explained that sometimes bad things happen but it was in the past. We have to move on. And
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    we didn't even know what his uncle did and he couldn't help himself if something did happen. The last call, he asked for money and I reminded him he had stolen my car and my jewelry. I
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    didn't have anything left other than my Beanie Baby collection that was going to be worth a fortune next year I just needed to figure out to get them on the eBay.
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    My "grandson" called me when he rear ended a pregnant woman in CT. I asked him "which of the twins are you? I can't never tell you two apart." Grandson: "which do you think?"
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    Me: "well it could be Lloyd because Boyd has a lisp." Grandson: "yes, it's Lloyd. My lawyer will call you with the details. I need $5000 to post bail." 15 minutes later, the lawyer calls from VA number: "your grandson Lloyd needs $5000 to get out of jail"
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    Me: "that doesn't make any sense. Boyd and Lloyd were conjoined twins. Their parents sacrificed Lloyd so Boyd could live 15 years ago. Lloyd has been a vegetable in a nursing home ever since. How was he driving a car? Did someone put him behind a wheel and push him into the highway? This is very confusing to me."
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    The lawyer hung up on me. | guess Lloyd will be rotting in jail or the nursing home. Whatever.
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    Plot twist: this started off as a scammer trying to get money from you. Now it's just someone who calls because they're insanely curious about the next chapter in the good for nothing grandsons life
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    I got one of those calls. "Grandpa?" Who is this "Don't you recognize my voice?" Is it you Ralph. ( I don't have a grandson Ralph) "Yes, it's me and I'm in jail ... Can you send bail to.... Me... Rot in jail you idiot
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    My mother gets these calls regularly. She puts them on speaker and just starts speaking in mangled english/spanish, complaining that they're not married, why are they wasting their lives when they could be married, where are my great-grandkids, etc. Like she used to do to me. Really she found someone willing to listen, which for her is like free therapy.
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    You should agree to send him money. Get all his information, as much as you can, and then report him. He's certainly trying this on others throughout the year, and probably succeeding in some cases. You can shut it. down.
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    Forward the calls to Lenny! https://lenny.penguintek.net/ Recorded bot that sounds real that callers will respond to. The calls are recorded, hear some here: https://lenny.penguintek.net/audio/ Click the first link to get the phone number to forward the calls to. The recorded calls are hysterical.
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